You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it was like eating out sand paper
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
