I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
zippers are such a cool invention
Sober January is a disaster.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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