check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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