Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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