i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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