So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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