What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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