We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize