So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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