do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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