There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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