I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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