ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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