My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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