So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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