and you said cock pushups were impossible
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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