North Korea, Best Korea!
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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