One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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