evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
we're so committed to being not committed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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