Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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