i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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