I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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