Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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