WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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