i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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