they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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