i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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