Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
this will be a night to untag.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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