I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
