If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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