oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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