would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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