Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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