i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
