Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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