six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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