As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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