u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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