Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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