you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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