Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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