you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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