Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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