Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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