Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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