My brain says no but my pants say off.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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