UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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