Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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