6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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