Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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