what if I'm pregnant?
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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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