whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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