I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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