i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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