But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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