just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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