Dual....:-)
her vagine was all disorganized.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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