Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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